Thursday, July 07, 2005

Can You Say That in 200 Words or Less?

I wrote a four-page story about Thursday’s bombings in London. After I rewrote it and cut out all the extra verbiage, it all boiled down to this. I’m a pretty good editor, don’t you think?

Demonic, evil, reprehensible, WORTHLESS COWARDS, Lucifer’s bastards, evildoers, reprobates, immoral, villainous, wrong, heinous, sinful, wicked, demonic, fiendish, rotten, squalid, corrupt, debase, degenerate, depraved, indecent, perverse, crazy, abominable, amoral, fiendish, foul, gross, incorrigible, possessed, apostate, blasphemous, indecent, iniquitous, irreligious, low-down, mean, nasty, profane, reprobate, rotten, scandalous, shameful, vicious, vile, deceitful, godless, sinner, WORTHLESS COWARDS, villainous, inhuman, wayward, awful, beastly, black, dirty, venomous, liar, disgusting, filthy, foul, horrible, horrid, impure, loathsome, lousy, malodorous, mephitic, murderous, vitriolic, nauseating, obscene, odious, outrageous, poison, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sickening, squalid, stinking, unclean, hellish, ungodly, unholy, unpleasant, vile, vulgar, hateful, malevolent, malicious, sordid, squalid, wicked, abhorrent, atrocious, WORTHLESS COWARDS, awful, base, beastly, contemptible, cursed, deplorable, despicable, detestable, disgusting, execrable, foul, hateful, heinous, hellish, horrible, loathsome, lousy, nauseating, obnoxious, odious, reprehensible, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, wretched, hostile, loathsome, WORTHLESS COWARDS, pork eaters, abominable, atrocious, deplorable, disgusting, dreadful, ghastly, gruesome, grungy, hideous, horrendous, horrible, offensive, repulsive, stinking, ugly, insane, violent, accursed, damnable, hell-born, satanic, malevolent, malicious, monstrous, nether, WORTHLESS COWARDS.

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