Thursday, August 25, 2005

Big Brother Comes in Small Packages


Long after everyone left the office and headed home the other night, a little fellow who works in the security department went into all the cubicles and performed a “Clean Desk Audit.” Wouldn’t you know it: the little guy gave me a ticket!

Warning Notice
First Offense
“During a routine inspection of the area, the following action was taken:
Date, Time, That Kinda Stuff
Violation: Mr. Nichols left a cell phone on his desk unsecured.”

I was so impressed that I framed my ticket and have it hanging on my cube wall.

My desk is absolutely clean now—except for a three-thousand dollar computer and all it’s proprietary business software!

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