Friday, October 14, 2005

My First Wife is So Rude!


Tonight I thoughtfully took her out to dinner. Nice restaurant. Pretty soon the server brought our salads. We bowed our heads and I asked the blessing. That’s normal.

“…and, Lord, we thank you for our dinner, even the roughage in this good salad…”

Chancie snorted out loud. She started laughing out loud!

“??” I asked.

With two fingers under her nose she said, “You know you're getting old when…” She snorted again.

My First Wife is so rude!

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