Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Adventures in Daydreams

What to do when you have nothing to do but daydream all afternoon...
  • Jesus loves me. This I know because the Bible tells me so.
  • The opposite of love is indifference.
  • Campbell's Soup has engineered a world-class soup can display—at a grocery store near you.
  • If I could, I would leave tomorrow morning to visit all 50 states.
  • If a person is nice to you, but rude to your waiter, then that person is not a nice person at all.
  • Cursing is the curse of the masses.
  • "Up" has more definitions that any other two-letter word in the dictionary.
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  • I read The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 30 years ago—and still think about it.
  • Dental hygiene is more important than any other hygiene.
  • Oh, no, Honey! Never put floss in the toilet. You're right; not in the commode, either.
  • Never play Trivial Pursuit with a research librarian.
  • No more fences, Mr. Bush. No mas cercas, Sr. Fox.
  • Homeless people are people first.
  • Jet airplane contrails always remind me of my son.
  • I love the sound of speedfrom the inside of the vehicle, but...
  • It's not how fast you goit's how quick you get there.
  • You only have to press an elevator button once.
  • Oh, forget all that crapjust get out there and dance.
  • Bible reading and laughter are first cousins.
  • No matter where you start, a new plastic bag always opens at the other end.
  • I have an impressive collection of coffee mugs from 38 states. Only 12 more to go.

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