Adventures in Daydreams

What to do when you have nothing to do but daydream all afternoon...

• Jesus loves me. This I know because the Bible tells me so.
• The opposite of love is indifference.
• Campbell's Soup has engineered a world-class soup can display—at a grocery store near you.
• If I could, I would leave tomorrow morning to visit all 50 states.
• If a person is nice to you, but rude to your waiter, then that person is not a nice person at all.
• Cursing is the curse of the masses.
• "Up" has more definitions that any other two-letter word in the dictionary.

• I read The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 30 years ago—and still think about it.
• Dental hygiene is more important than any other hygiene.
• Oh, no, Honey! Never put floss in the toilet. You're right; not in the commode, either.
  
• Never play Trivial Pursuit with a research librarian.
• No more fences, Mr. Bush. No mas cercas, Sr. Fox.
• Homeless people are people first.
• Jet airplane contrails always remind me of my son.
• I love the sound of speed—from the inside of the vehicle, but...
• It's not how fast you go—it's how quick you get there.
• You only have to press an elevator button once.
• Oh, forget all that crap—just get out there and dance.
• Bible reading and laughter are first cousins.
• No matter where you start, a new plastic bag always opens at the other end.
• I have an impressive collection of coffee mugs from 38 states. Only 12 more to go.