My First Wife hurried into the kitchen this morning, gleefully interrupting a perfectly good first cup of coffee. "Did you know you were laughing in your sleep last night?" she asked.
Who me? I don't do that.
"Oh, yes you do," she giggled. "You woke me up. I asked you what you were laughing about and you said, 'I told a joke.' "
Oh, that. Now I remember…
I was dreaming…I met a large Mexican family and greeted the father, "Hola. Como 'sta?"
He said: "Hola. Habla Español?" The whole family perked up.
I said: "Si, Señor. Y usted?"
The whole family laughed. I did, too—apparently.