It's so cold here in Pancake Flats…
How cold is it?
Well, early this morning when I stepped outside, I saw my neighbor chipping ice off his windshield. I waved. He shouted to me, but his words froze in midair.
I had to pick them out of the snow, take them inside and thaw them out to hear what he said.
Wha’d he say?
"I'm headed for the global warming conference.”
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