Tuesday evening it was too cold for me to walk outside, so I did about 7,000 steps in the mall. Along my way I found a dime. Not just any dime, mind you; it's the first coin I ever found while I was out walking. Three years walking and so far my income is 10 cents.
Let's see: maybe if My First Wife goes along, we can double our income in no time. Whaddaya think?