Friday, September 26, 2008

Homework Department

"Who can tell me the difference between a buffalo and a bison," the teacher asked.

Nobody knew. Try as they might, nobody knew.

"Alrighty then," the teacher said, "Your homework for tonight is to go home and find out the difference between a buffalo and a bison."

Next day, the teacher asked again. Little SueAnn shot up her hand. "Yes, SueAnn?"

"Well, my deddy sez ye cain't wash yer hands in a bufflo."

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