Friday, July 03, 2009

Adventures in Truth

I recently realized something so ancient, so universal, so common and so true that I'm surprised no one else has ever documented it before. Oh well, brilliance and creativity are bestowed only upon a few.

But pay attention to this: whenever two or more men get together to stack things; or to load a pickup; or pack a moving van, they will tie everything down securely when they're done. Then one of them will always--always!--affectionately pat the load and say, "That ain't going nowhere."

Have I discovered a wonderful truth or what?

God bless America. Please enjoy your 4tha July weekend.

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