The Joy of Abstinence

Last Christmas, My Favorite Son bought his kids a Nintendo Wii. I got to play it, and believe me, it is fun, fun, fun! It’s a good thing I had to leave his house because I might still be shoving my grandkids away, screaming insanities at them, and gleefully playing Wii by myself.

Well, wouldn’t you know it, the New England Journal of Medicine reports that people who play excessive amounts of Nintendo Wii may experience shoulder pain and may also never lose their virginity.

Source: Andy Borowitz