There is a new scam out there and I want to alert everyone to watch out for it.
Two sweet, teenage girls in cheerleader outfits will knock on your door and tell you that there is a dangerous deer tick infestation going around your community. Then they'll tell you to take off all your clothes and spin around real fast for one minute. While you are doing that, they will spray you with "chemicals" to kill all your ticks.
Do not fall for this scam! These kids just want to watch you dance naked and hose you down with cold water.
I should have known they were up to something.