The Joy of Unimportant Things

• I fell asleep in the barber chair recently. Now I can't get my picture taken for a month or so.


• When I sleep, I always keep one foot 'n' leg outside the blankets.


• I use only my middle name. Nobody knows my first name—I forgot it—and my mother took it with her to the grave.

• My friend "Lefty" was in an accident a few months back. Lost his left eye, his left arm and his left leg. He's all right now.

• Just finished editing a bad book at work. Wouldn't you know it, I did such a good job they want me to edit another one. I'm changing the look of the US government, one book at a time.

• When I was in high school, our science class sent a vial of pretty tasty Mexican beer to the University of Arizona, asking them to analyze it for us. They reported back, "We're sorry to report that your horse has sugar diabetes."

And finally, how 'bout a trip over to my Hats blog. "Neat stuff," they say.