The Joy of Abstinence (June 14)
Last Christmas, My Favorite Son bought his kids a Nintendo Wii. I got to play it, and believe me, it is fun, fun, fun! It’s a good thing I had to leave his house because I might still be shoving my grandkids away, screaming insanities at them, and gleefully playing Wii by myself.
Source: Andy Borowitz
By the way, there's a great photo up on My Hats Blog. Please take a look.
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