I took a walk in the mall this morning. Good thing, too, because there is a little walk-in health clinic for simple problems like pinched fingers and so forth. They also give free flu shots, if you want to stop by.
Well, as I was walking, suddenly there was an awful and unusual muscle spasm in my back side. I wasn’t but a few steps from the clinic, so I dashed in and told ‘em what was wrong. Wouldn’t you know it, the spasm stopped about then, too. But they said they wanted to examine me real quick anyway.
Turned out that there was a cell phone in my hip pocket. It was set on Vibrate.
It cost me $65.00 for them to pull my pants down and laugh at me.