Monday, May 16, 2011

Eat More Chocolate--It's a Vegetable

An elderly man lay dying in his bed, apparently just moments from leaving this world. But suddenly, he smelled his favorite chocolate chip cookies. He painfully made his way out of his bedroom and shuffled to the kitchen. There he learned he wasn't dreaming. There were plates and plates of those delicious cookies. When he reached out for one, he was smacked by a spatula.

"Stay out of those!" snarled his wife, "They're for the funeral."

4 comments:

srp said...

Groooooooaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!
My mom is diabetic with a multitude of problems. She has requested that when we know that nothing else can be done and she is ready to leave this world for a better one... that we give her a chocolate cake... the whole thing... and not say a single word about it!

Rachel said...

Haha! That's funny!

Cliff said...

I always enjoy that story Paul. Good one.

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