I had a two dreams last night. One was weird.
But first this breaking news: David Cook won this year's edition of American Idol. He's the toast of the town here in this necka the woods right now. The Big City radio and TV stations are proudly showing him off. And WFTH is extending congratulations to the boy, too.
Now back to your regular programing...
In my first dream, I saw this beauty winning the whole shebang. Believe me, I was dreaming as hard as I could, but she finished as second runner up. I'm still dreaming.
Then I dreamed I saw Simon Cowell singing all the way to the bank. His song was "Is This a Great Country or What?".