"Hi, Paul. This is Suzie Q. Is Your First Wife Home?"
"Do you know where she is?"
She went to get her hair all purtied up.
"Oh, I saw her this morning and told her she didn't need to go get it all purtied up. I thought it looked real nice."
Me, too, but you know...
"Oh yes. Y'know, I always said God shoulda made us all bald. That way we'd never have to fool with it. And we'd never know the difference."
"Well, tell Your Purtied Up First Wife to give me a call, will ya?"