Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Ding-a-Ling


Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!


'Lo.

"Hi, Paul. This is Suzie Q. Is Your First Wife Home?"

No.

"Do you know where she is?"

She went to get her hair all purtied up.

"Oh, I saw her this morning and told her she didn't need to go get it all purtied up. I thought it looked real nice."

Me, too, but you know...

"Oh yes. Y'know, I always said God shoulda made us all bald. That way we'd never have to fool with it. And we'd never know the difference."

Sounds reasonable.

"Well, tell Your Purtied Up First Wife to give me a call, will ya?"

Okay.

9 comments:

Jennie said...

A woman's gotta go when a woman's gotta go!

*henbe*

Senorita said...

Thank God we're not made bald. Then men would just be our friends and no procreation would ever take place.

cassie-b said...

I'm glad to have hair.

Rachel said...

I'm so glad we have hair and we are not bald! How frightening that would be for some of us! I think you'd have lots more hats to photgraph then!!

I did your book titles. That was fun!

I would love to meet lly too, and hope I get to someday. She is such a nice person!

Ralph said...

Well someone of us have choice on that bald concept - it just a matter of when.
Ralph

srp said...

I wish we could CHOOSE the hair we have...... without having to do the wig thing of course!

Joy Des Jardins said...

I'll keep my hair thanks...until such a time when it might not be my choice anymore. I don't think ANYONE wants to see me bald; my kids think I'm hysterically funny as it is. ~Joy

Granny Annie said...

Speaking for all bald women everywhere, it takes me about one minute to decide which wig to wear and about one second to put it on. How long does it take everyone else to fix their hair. Plus Ron calls this variety of looks his Harem:)

Paul, you're not calling your first wife or her friend a "Ding-a-ling" are you? I didn't think so.

Ily said...

God is generous...which is why he gave us hair. I love that your first wife purties herself up; I've seen a couple of photos of her and she's beautiful!